Woman-beating rage-broccoli Chris Brown lip-synced his single “Turn Up The Music” (without being threatened by Sir Elton John) and danced roughly as well as a third-rate Chicago footwork dancer. He ended his performance by back-flipping off the stage, though sadly not off the earth. He returned to the stage one or two or maybe eighteen times.

New Yorker: THE GRAMMY AWARDS: CHRIS BROWN OVERLOAD by Sasha Frere Jones 


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Though sadly not off the earth.

THOUGH SADLY NOT OFF THE EARTH.

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dying.

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so, so sadly.

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